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it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
she got a peep hole in a glass door.
you asked what's for dinner, she put her feet on the table and said corn!
she went to the drug store and asked for marijuana
shelT told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
she thought an aspiration was butt sweat.
that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate
she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company
she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
you have to dig for her IQ!
she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
she tripped over a cordless phone and got ran over by a parked car!
she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
she took a cup to see Juice.
she sold the car for gas money.
she ran into an automatic sliding door |
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