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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the constitution says that only Con丨gress can screw in light bulbs,
so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we
need a Constitutional amendment.
A: Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle
screwing one extra lightbulb.
Q: How many presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Less and less all the time.
Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential
candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
Q: How many presidential campaign staff does it need to change a light bulb?
A: 220! One to write a speech about how good it will be when the bulb is
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